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    1. parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
    2. me: well they turned into a cunt
     


  2. A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

    1. Them: look
    2. Me: I saw that already
     

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  4. averbnotjustanoun:

    i didnt have the time earlier in the day to spam my boo, Megan Fox. today is her 27th birthday. get ready to see her gorgeous face on your dash or unfollow. idgaf.

     

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  8. shawn hunter and cory matthews: the ship that ships itself.

    (Source: darrencirss, via self-destructive-time-bomb)

     

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